A Collection of Things My Kids Have Said or Asked & My Responses

This is an incomplete list that I will add to as I get more

• Just Google It.  (I really don’t have a come back for this one)
• What Would You Do If You Came Across a Dinosaur?
  • Dad Response:  Wrestle him of course
• Daddy, did you have Minecraft on your phone when you were a kid?
  • Dad Response:  No but I had a 25-foot cord.
• Do I have a brain?
  • Dad Response:  Sometimes I wonder
• He’s not dead, he’s breathing.
  • This one concerns me
• We have baseball practice today? Youngest Daughter “Where, at Yankee Stadium?”
  • Dad Response: I wish
• While eating dinner…”Daddy, I’m Full”.  Not even 60 seconds later.  “Can I have Ice Cream?”
  • Makes sense to me.
• 4 Year Old Daughter: “I have good remembery”
  • No more Finding Dory for you
• 4 Year Old Daughter:  “Remember a long time ago when I was 3”
  • Wow, it seems like just yesterday